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July 4th Fireworks for AJ - 2010

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July 4th Fireworks for AJ - 2010

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July 4th Fireworks for AJ - 2010

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July 4th Fireworks for AJ - 2010

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July 4th Fireworks for AJ - 2010

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July 4th Fireworks for AJ - 2010

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July 4th Fireworks for AJ - 2010

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Family July 4th 2010

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Family July 4th 2010

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Oops! Wrong Knob.

So about 3 months ago I finally realize I am legally blind. I have been wearing contacts since I was 18 or so. My eyes had deteriorated to the point of entering 1s as 7s and vice versa costing me money on a weekly basis. So I called Lasik of Nevada to get my eyes lasered.

I get to appointment fill out 25 pages of useless stuff that basically says if we really blind you too bad, etc etc. As usual the proud daddy explains we just had triplets, website is OMG blah blah blah So everyone in office looks at website.

I then go to back to get my eyes tested to “see” if I qualify for lasik eye surgery. You go through litany of tests and machines. Then they “dilate” your pupils and do all the tests over again.
So they put in the drops that burn like mad-the kind where your eyes tear and your nose runs and in your mind you are saying, “holly &^$%*&^ my eyes are on fire”!

There is a test where you put your head into this slot and try to read letters on a wall. First one eye-then the next eye-then both. Normally the “tester turns the “knobs” on the other side and says, “better or worse” click, “better or worse” and so on.

For some reason this tester had me reach around and turn the “knob” myself. So, left eye turn knob till I could see. All good.
Then reach around and do right eye.

OOPS wrong knob! and I am not talking b or c knobs. I am talking Double DD Wonder Woman knob.