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The DREADED Red Potato Enema……

Okay, so here it is, the story some of you know, some of you are dying to hear about, and the rest of you who are just sitting there with a huge question mark above your head.  Well, as some of you may or may not know, my Mother is somewhat of an extremist.  What I mean by this is that she goes to the extreme with most everything she does, says, or believes.  Whether this be religion, health or just plain and simple trying to get her point across.  Why do I think it is important to explain the “red potato enema?” It  is because it may help some of you better understand first my Mother, and second, where I am coming from the majority of the time with relation to my childhood and constant flashbacks.  Now, there is not much involvement with explaining the memory.  Also, my recollection is somewhat foggy as I am sure I have tried to block it out numerous times.  I was about 3 years old, I remember being sick with a sore throat, fever, chills, basically the typical cold.  My Mother, (whom always seemed to come up with these crazy health remedies) suddenly had a GREAT idea!  Where she read this, or came up with this, I still to this day have NO idea.  But she thought if she gave me an enema I would get better.  It seems like it was just yesterday….she literally had to chase me around the house in order to give it to me.  I don’t recall the actual  procedure happening (thank GOD), but I do remember running like a bat out of hell to the bathroom after she gave it to me.  Now, most people are never introduced to enemas until they have reached adulthood.  But for me, my Mother made sure I Knew ALL about it before I even hit the age of 4.  I do need to add, that my Mother DID mean well.  In fact, if you ask her about it today, she will say that I was better by the morning.  I love my Mother, but sometimes she is absolutely crazy……….

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2 comments to The DREADED Red Potato Enema……

  • Kristin

    I am laughing so loud remembering this! Can’t wait to visit. What did you used to say kiss your _____? Same as face. Was it pus? I can’t remember?

  • bless you and your mother read about how people ,, i mean everyday people around the world are curering there health issues with raw potatoe eating or juicing so your mother was perfectly eight and i am a admorer of her logic…utube testimonies on the potatoe raw jucing and enemas utube video hass all you need to see your mom is and was a smart cookie..here s my # 7876045451 danie —lusa caribean

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